HAUGHTY ROY

Hi, this story is dedicated to Terry Jones, who sadly died today, and I felt I wanted to do something (completely) different. It’s people like Terry, with his work on Monty Python and the films he directed, who have had a profound influence on me and helped shape my sense of humour and creativity. WithoutContinue reading “HAUGHTY ROY”

MAYOR IGNORES OUTCRY AS HE MOVES FORWARD WITH DECISION TO UPDATE LOCAL CURRENCY OF TOWN

By Financial Correspondent Larcen Maneface The controversial mayor of North Yorkshire town Whitby, Callum Wanquo, has ignored the town’s – and by extension the whole of the UK’s – protestations, by forging ahead on his scheme to update the town’s currency to a more ‘future-proof’ system. He believes that having money in Credits, like inContinue reading “MAYOR IGNORES OUTCRY AS HE MOVES FORWARD WITH DECISION TO UPDATE LOCAL CURRENCY OF TOWN”

CHILD’S THEORY ON HISTORY OF EXISTENCE CAUSES CONTROVERSIAL INQUIRY AT SCHOOL

By Education Correspondent Vinny “Claw” Hammer Teachers at St. Ironfist Primary School in Barnet have recently relented to a pupil’s insistence that the existence of all things began in 1954. Little Bryan Panda, who’s nearly 5, came to this conclusion when he found out that his Grandad Ern was born in 1954. As Ern isContinue reading “CHILD’S THEORY ON HISTORY OF EXISTENCE CAUSES CONTROVERSIAL INQUIRY AT SCHOOL”