YET ANOTHER COMIC-BASED TV SERIES ON WAY WITH DC COMICS ANNOUNCEMENT OF WACKY SITCOM

By Resident TV Namesake Experts Truce Train and Mark Trent Recent news of yet another TV show involving characters from the DC universe has recently been confirmed, and it’s quite an unexpected change of tone for the brand. A lot of the earlier films were seen as being dark and gloomy, though later ones hadContinue reading “YET ANOTHER COMIC-BASED TV SERIES ON WAY WITH DC COMICS ANNOUNCEMENT OF WACKY SITCOM”

FAMOUS SINGER-SONGWRITER REVEALS TRUE SURNAME, EXPLAINS REASON FOR NOT INITIALLY FOLLOWING FAMILY TRADITION

By Resident Horseplay Expert Fanny Chortle She’s sold untold millions in record sales and has amassed far too much money for one person, but singer Adele has never revealed her true family lineage in public, as she felt she wanted to go her own way and not the expected direction that her actual surname wouldContinue reading “FAMOUS SINGER-SONGWRITER REVEALS TRUE SURNAME, EXPLAINS REASON FOR NOT INITIALLY FOLLOWING FAMILY TRADITION”

WOMAN TO MAKE INCENDIARY DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FORMER FRIEND DUE TO FALL OUT OVER TROUSERS IN SALE

By Fashion Correspondent Jean Paul Georgeringo A 52-year old woman has been left furious due to an incident at a local jumble sale in the scouts hut, in Pallethill, Penrith, where a pair of trousers she had her eye on was later bought by her friend, despite being told they would be kept to oneContinue reading “WOMAN TO MAKE INCENDIARY DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FORMER FRIEND DUE TO FALL OUT OVER TROUSERS IN SALE”

DOWN-ON-LUCK MAN RESIGNED TO SELLING PRIZED POSSESSIONS ONLINE TO PAY DEBTS AMIDST BOOKIES FEAR

By Resident Auctioneering Expert Davey “Orange” Foundation We all like a bargain, whether it’s browsing in charity shops or online auctions, where they don’t really understand what they’ve got, or it’s obvious that a retailer has overstocked something and just wants to cut their losses. Some items don’t hold their worth for a multitude ofContinue reading “DOWN-ON-LUCK MAN RESIGNED TO SELLING PRIZED POSSESSIONS ONLINE TO PAY DEBTS AMIDST BOOKIES FEAR”

SMALL TIME BUTCHER USES POPULAR GAME ONLINE TO ADVERTISE STRUGGLING BUSINESS

By Video Game Correspondent Raymond Stationfour A local butcher from Nether Wallop in Hampshire has recently come up with a novel idea to drum up publicity for his ailing business. 61-year old Harry Jetpac has seen his shop, Harry’z Meatz And Thingz, slowly lose trade to the much more modern store that’s recently opened nearbyContinue reading “SMALL TIME BUTCHER USES POPULAR GAME ONLINE TO ADVERTISE STRUGGLING BUSINESS”

SCHOOL REUNION PROVES DISAPPOINTING FOR SMALL GROUP BECAUSE OF CHANGES WITH FORMER OUTCAST

By Resident Nostalgic Dissatisfaction Expert Roland Cress They say that your school days are the best days of your life. In reality though, only certain sections of society actually agree with this. Nerds, kids with weight problems, the weird ones, quiet ones, small ones… the list goes on, are all on record disputing this so-calledContinue reading “SCHOOL REUNION PROVES DISAPPOINTING FOR SMALL GROUP BECAUSE OF CHANGES WITH FORMER OUTCAST”

HEALTH AND SAFETY EXPERTS DESPAIR AS CONTROVERSIAL NEW FORMAT TO BE INTRODUCED IN BOXING

By Boxing Correspondent Evander Holymackerel One of the main problems with modern boxing, according to those who ply their trade in the sport in any capacity, is the amount of sanctioning bodies involved creating confusion and frustration at all times, what with their own politics, agendas, and the many belts available in the numerous weightContinue reading “HEALTH AND SAFETY EXPERTS DESPAIR AS CONTROVERSIAL NEW FORMAT TO BE INTRODUCED IN BOXING”

RESEARCH THEORY SHOWS THAT FORMER TV CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY A METAL BAND, REWRITES OLD INTERNET MYTH

By Internet Miscellany Correspondent Kevin Rotor At the turn of the 21st century, the internet was a very different place than it is today. There was no social media, cat videos didn’t make up 85% of YouTube as YouTube wasn’t around yet, and all information ever hadn’t been uploaded like it has nowadays. This meantContinue reading “RESEARCH THEORY SHOWS THAT FORMER TV CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY A METAL BAND, REWRITES OLD INTERNET MYTH”

MANAGER OF STATIONERY COPYING SOLUTIONS COMPANY SEIZES OPPORTUNITY IN CURRENT GAP IN MARKET

By Resident Household Essentials Expert Gordon Conscious The recent effect of panic buying certain items by citizens all over the world has sent the companies who make them into overdrive, with many of them simply unable to keep up with the demand. It has been suggested that hand gel and bread are becoming increasingly rare,Continue reading “MANAGER OF STATIONERY COPYING SOLUTIONS COMPANY SEIZES OPPORTUNITY IN CURRENT GAP IN MARKET”

HEARTLESS ESTATE AGENTS EVICT SINGLE PARENT FAMILY, BLAMED FOR SLOW SALE OF PROPERTY

By Resident Removals Expert Pat Hosiery The world of the paranormal has been rocked with the recent news of how estate agents have forcibly removed a family of ghosts from one of their properties. One of the managers of Came, Saw & Censored, Burt Censored, has defended his company’s decision as the house viewings wereContinue reading “HEARTLESS ESTATE AGENTS EVICT SINGLE PARENT FAMILY, BLAMED FOR SLOW SALE OF PROPERTY”