STUDENT FILM MAKER TO SEEK LEGAL ADVICE IF GOVERNMENT CONTINUE TO IGNORE HIS REQUEST FOR POTENTIAL LOST EARNINGS

By Resident Amateur Videographer Martinez Scorsesio The world’s economy is being shook to its very foundations because of the lock downs imposed in many countries, and by extension there’s countless millions of workers at all levels in pretty much every sector worrying about their livelihoods. The timing of the lock downs have also played aContinue reading “STUDENT FILM MAKER TO SEEK LEGAL ADVICE IF GOVERNMENT CONTINUE TO IGNORE HIS REQUEST FOR POTENTIAL LOST EARNINGS”

DLC PATCH FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO V CREATED TO REFLECT CURRENT REAL WORLD SITUATION

By Resident Video Games Expert William Miner With many countries still in full lock down, many people are finding it increasingly difficult to keep boredom away. Hardcore gamers everywhere have been unaffected, though, and are actually wanting this period to continue, as many of them are getting paid by the government for not going intoContinue reading “DLC PATCH FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO V CREATED TO REFLECT CURRENT REAL WORLD SITUATION”

CHANGES TO SOAP OPERA PRODUCTIONS PROVE DIVISIVE BUT NECESSARY TO KEEP UP WITH REGULARITY

By Resident Repetitive Television Expert Barbara Scratchings The world of TV and film production has ground to a virtual standstill – so long as you don’t count the news and cheaply produced daytime magazine shows – because of the real world events of the virus thing, and not many types of programming have been affectedContinue reading “CHANGES TO SOAP OPERA PRODUCTIONS PROVE DIVISIVE BUT NECESSARY TO KEEP UP WITH REGULARITY”

RESOURCEFUL TRADESMAN HELPS NEIGHBOURS UNABLE TO LEAVE HOUSE, THOUGH GESTURE NOT ALWAYS WELCOMED

By Resident Charity Expert Cliff Lemmings The current situation in the UK has brought out the best from most of the citizens all over the UK, with people helping their fellow man by treating them in hospital, kindly instructing them to head indoors when on non-essential errands, and showing them where the milk is inContinue reading “RESOURCEFUL TRADESMAN HELPS NEIGHBOURS UNABLE TO LEAVE HOUSE, THOUGH GESTURE NOT ALWAYS WELCOMED”

EDUCATION OFFICIALS CONCERN OVER CHILD LANGUAGE DEVELOPMENT DURING CURRENT TIMES

By Resident Linguistics Expert Richard Shnary Education organisations such as Kidz Talkz Goodz (KTG) and Learning Children Words Better (LCWB) have raised their fears over the development of the language that kids are now being taught as a result of the lock down. Parents in the UK, as well as across the whole world, haveContinue reading “EDUCATION OFFICIALS CONCERN OVER CHILD LANGUAGE DEVELOPMENT DURING CURRENT TIMES”

REFORMED CRIMINAL DRAWS UP RADICAL PLAN TO HELP PEOPLE RID VIRUS FROM THEIR POSSESSIONS

By Crime Correspondent Ron McClane Former convict Kevin “Melts Stuff” Murtaugh has become a model citizen in his home village of Kegworth in Leicestershire since he was released from prison almost a year ago. The 63 year old was convicted of arson when it was proved he had burnt down a number of bookmakers inContinue reading “REFORMED CRIMINAL DRAWS UP RADICAL PLAN TO HELP PEOPLE RID VIRUS FROM THEIR POSSESSIONS”

EMPLOYEES AT PIZZA PLACE FORCED TO WORK FROM HOME DESPITE CONCERNS RAISED

By Resident Takeaway Expert Ronald Shake The employees at Pizza Resistance in Garsington, Oxfordshire remained open throughout the lock down in the UK for deliveries only. It was only when one of the staff members started coughing a bit a few days ago when they made the decision yesterday that everyone should self-isolate as aContinue reading “EMPLOYEES AT PIZZA PLACE FORCED TO WORK FROM HOME DESPITE CONCERNS RAISED”

PORTLY TAXI DRIVER CREATES UNIRONIC YOUTUBE CHANNEL TO HELP BODYBUILDERS MAINTAIN GAINS

By Resident Fitness Guru Arnold Gamma With the closure of most businesses and leisure centres due to the lock down in the UK and many other countries, organisers of this year’s Bodybuilding competitions fear having contestants looking like regular people, and not the ripped Adonises that usually take part. One hopeful contender, who has admittedContinue reading “PORTLY TAXI DRIVER CREATES UNIRONIC YOUTUBE CHANNEL TO HELP BODYBUILDERS MAINTAIN GAINS”

SELF-ISOLATION RULES, WARNINGS AND GET WELL MESSAGE WRITTEN IN LETTER FROM UNEXPECTED SOURCE

By Resident Unhinged William Shatner Fan Sebastian Stab A mysterious letter has recently turned up at an Illinois psychiatrist’s house, crudely packaged within a large brown envelope. The psychiatrist, Dr Samuel Loomis, only needed a few seconds to realise who it was from, as he recognised the child-like writing on the parcel. He opened itContinue reading “SELF-ISOLATION RULES, WARNINGS AND GET WELL MESSAGE WRITTEN IN LETTER FROM UNEXPECTED SOURCE”

SUBSTANDARD COMEDY DUO FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO ENTERTAIN LOCAL RESIDENTS TO RAISE MOOD

By Resident Unfunny Fool Russell Leaves A multitude of houseowners in the Barnet area were recently keeping the local police busy with regular complaints about a couple of annoying comedians irritating them day and night. The duo, who for some reason call themselves Prawn and Crackers, decided to try and cheer up the residents inContinue reading “SUBSTANDARD COMEDY DUO FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO ENTERTAIN LOCAL RESIDENTS TO RAISE MOOD”