MAVERICK GARDENER OUT OF PRISON, PLANS TO ENTER LOCAL CONTESTS AGAIN

By Arts Correspondent Huey Bankrupt He’s known in the gardening community as “The Sex Pistols of Plants” for his renegade ways of bending the rules and anarchy when it comes to horticulture, and 45-year old Dan Bookem wouldn’t have it any other way. It seemed for a while that he was untouchable despite his manyContinue reading “MAVERICK GARDENER OUT OF PRISON, PLANS TO ENTER LOCAL CONTESTS AGAIN”

HEATED DEBATE TO CONTINUE INDEFINITELY AS SUPERVILLAINS SHOW INABILITY TO AGREE ON MONOLOGUING

By Resident Scheme Outliner Expert Ernst Morpheus The scenes outside The Happy Sailor, a moderately sized pub in Shaftesbury, Dorset, has gotten increasingly tense in the last couple of days. The reason for this unrest is because a large number of supervillains, including some not from our Earth, have been holed up inside debating whetherContinue reading “HEATED DEBATE TO CONTINUE INDEFINITELY AS SUPERVILLAINS SHOW INABILITY TO AGREE ON MONOLOGUING”

ADMIN ERROR FIRST THOUGHT TO BE BLAME ACCORDING TO FARMER WHO SEES LIVESTOCK SEIZED

By Resident farming Expert Giles Deodorant A Devon farmer has angrily hit out at local police, after he woke early one morning recently that his entire flock of sheep had been seized. Jethro Videoseries has been a farmer all his life, on the same farm he inherited from his dad, Bod. And on that farmContinue reading “ADMIN ERROR FIRST THOUGHT TO BE BLAME ACCORDING TO FARMER WHO SEES LIVESTOCK SEIZED”

FEARS MOUNT FOR ACTOR OVER PERCEIVED ART-IMITATING-LIFE VICIOUS CIRCLE

By Resident Film Reviewer Jeff Brundlefly There’s been increasing unrest within a group of professor film fans from Felixstowe, who have come to the shocking conclusion that the actor Hugh Grant is on a slippery and dangerous path because of the last two films they’ve seen him in. After their research into his filmography, theyContinue reading “FEARS MOUNT FOR ACTOR OVER PERCEIVED ART-IMITATING-LIFE VICIOUS CIRCLE”

COUPLE LEAVE FAMILY-RUN BUSINESS TO GO IT ALONE

By Royal Correspondent Hansington Grubershire It seems that everyone had an opinion when Prince Harry and his America wife Meghan Markle made their choice to end their employment at the long established pub The Queen Liz. Speculation was rife as to what their plans were going to be. After all, to leave such a belovedContinue reading “COUPLE LEAVE FAMILY-RUN BUSINESS TO GO IT ALONE”

SHOCK AS PERCEIVED THREAT TO WORLD 20 YEARS AGO RETURNED, THEN DEFEATED IN MORE-OR-LESS SAME WAY

By resident Pest Solutions Expert Jericho McAerosmith Leading up to the year 2000 was an exciting time for everyone, as it was heralding in a new millennium, and the suffix 2000 added to anything automatically made that thing sound futuristic. But news of a so-called Y2K bug was on the horizon, a possible glitch inContinue reading “SHOCK AS PERCEIVED THREAT TO WORLD 20 YEARS AGO RETURNED, THEN DEFEATED IN MORE-OR-LESS SAME WAY”

SONY ‘S SURPRISE PLANS FOR NEW CONSOLE GIVES THEM CONFIDENCE

By Video Game Correspondent Dex Threesixty This year will see the release of the next games consoles from both Sony and Microsoft. There’s been a lot of speculation with what the consoles would be capable of, what games might come out, and the price points they’d retail at. Each passing day has been a gameContinue reading “SONY ‘S SURPRISE PLANS FOR NEW CONSOLE GIVES THEM CONFIDENCE”