CAPCOM TO RELEASE NEW VERSION OF ONE OF THEIR CLASSIC GAMES IN RESPONSE TO GLOBAL FRUSTRATION

By Video Game Correspondent Balrog “Eight” Strongbow Japanese video game developer Capcom have announced yet another version of their classic game Street Fighter II, in direct response to the scenes and comments witnessed around the world. Ever since the lock down in many countries due to the pandemic, pub regulars have become increasingly frustrated thatContinue reading “CAPCOM TO RELEASE NEW VERSION OF ONE OF THEIR CLASSIC GAMES IN RESPONSE TO GLOBAL FRUSTRATION”

SUBSTANDARD COMEDY DUO FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO ENTERTAIN LOCAL RESIDENTS TO RAISE MOOD

By Resident Unfunny Fool Russell Leaves A multitude of houseowners in the Barnet area were recently keeping the local police busy with regular complaints about a couple of annoying comedians irritating them day and night. The duo, who for some reason call themselves Prawn and Crackers, decided to try and cheer up the residents inContinue reading “SUBSTANDARD COMEDY DUO FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO ENTERTAIN LOCAL RESIDENTS TO RAISE MOOD”